Morning, all. I take it since you’re reading this post, that you made it through another Nashville summer weekend without injury. Pats on the back.
So, on the blog menu for today I thought we’d talk about those pesky little mailbox pests, mainly the bulk direct mailer Valpak. Whenever those guys enter the mailbox uninvited, they go straight to the recycle bin, unopened. But last week I did something I have done only once before, a very dangerous action that might cause serious mishaps, I actually opened one.
I was hoping that I was going to be targeted as a Nippers Corner resident & a next to free lunch was in my near future, but lo & behold, they just wanted to clean my carpets & get rid of my pests, which sounds kinda dirty really. As you can follow, this led me to ask myself who 1) opens these shotty Valpak bulk coupon envelopes and 2) who actually uses the coupons before the expiration date?
I mean, are we all pretty much just sending them to the recycle bin?
Nashville, lemme know if you’re at all using these mailbox menaces…